Command given by Ultric Sandov.
I'm really on a roll here, aren't I? These are much easier to make than I thought they would be. Let's see how this goes.
> Remove the horns from the mechanical bull and equip them to activate your hidden Bull ninja powers.
>Ride the mechanical bull and get fur all over the room.
>Go up the stairs.
>Set fire to a live CHICKEN.
>Go up the stairs, backwards.
> Dig a hole into the ground.
(Oh, you just had to do that, didn't you?)
> Accuse MECHANICAL BULL of stealing your LEGS.
>Go outside the door.
>Find a window and dive out of it
>check under the carpet for a secret passage.